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HOW TO DECIDE ITS BEDTIME: an instructional guide
STEP 1. Type flustered monologue professing some kind of emotion in Facebook chat bar
STEP 2. Edit flustered monologue professing some kind of emotion in Facebook chat bar
STEP 3. Become suddenly very self-conscious about flustered monologue professing some kind of emotion in Facebook chat bar
STEP 4. Do not send flustered monologue professing some kind of emotion in Facebook chat bar
STEP 5. Let it sit there
STEP 6. Stare at it
STEP 7. Wish it would go away
STEP 8. Delete entire flustered monologue professing some kind of emotion in Facebook chat bar
STEP 8b. Accidentally send flustered monologue professing some kind of emotion in the Facebook chat bar
STEP 9. Flip the fuck out
STEP 10. Flip out some more
STEP 11. Fuck step 11
STEP 12. Fuck this
STEP 13. Become a turtle
STEP 14. Turtles can't type, you are now without blame
STEP 15. Decide it's bedtime
STEP 15b. Merge with the Earth
STEP 16. Shoosh, pap
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ad for a local business by CasuallyGiraffe ad for a local business :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 0 1 this time i decided the car window was the art by CasuallyGiraffe this time i decided the car window was the art :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 1 0 the new birds by CasuallyGiraffe the new birds :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 1 0 an open letter to Vicky by CasuallyGiraffe an open letter to Vicky :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 8 4 Mama Jude's Lament by CasuallyGiraffe Mama Jude's Lament :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 3 4 weird fingers would be a good name for a band by CasuallyGiraffe weird fingers would be a good name for a band :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 6 7
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SIMULATED GRAVITY
“I'm a fucking unicorn, and fuck anybody who say I'm not.”
– Tyler Okonma
orbitsun422: hey
orbitsun422: this is james
orbitsun422: im just signed into roys account again
orbitsun422: cause
orbitsun422: i guess i just dont have the will to switch accounts right now
orbitsun422: and i wanted to send you an update on the situation
orbitsun422: uhm
orbitsun422: yeah
orbitsun422: so im also totally wrapped in clingfilm
orbitsun422: actually
orbitsun422: i mean
orbitsun422: its more like im floating inside of a plastic bubble
orbitsun422: like i needed to be protected from freezer burn
orbitsun422: except the freezer is the infinite void of space
orbitsun422: but either way, it dont really know how long ill survive out h
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dirty feet by CasuallyGiraffe dirty feet :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 0 0 projection by CasuallyGiraffe projection :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 3 1 farmscape by CasuallyGiraffe farmscape :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 1 3 what a strange month it has been by CasuallyGiraffe what a strange month it has been :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 2 1 Hunter S. Thompson by CasuallyGiraffe Hunter S. Thompson :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 0 0 dear diary by CasuallyGiraffe dear diary :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 1 1 i found some light by CasuallyGiraffe i found some light :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 2 0 if not meant for to skip class by CasuallyGiraffe if not meant for to skip class :iconcasuallygiraffe:CasuallyGiraffe 2 3

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Grooming Habits
Earlier in the summer I was dating a male friend (:iconscootawho:) of mine so he would fuck me (I know, it's pretty shallow, but when you crave the dick, you crave the dick). I shaved all my tidbits for him so as to appear more feminine, once we stopped dating, and subsequently having sexual relations I also stopped shaving my tidbits.
I forgot to update the internet on that happenstance, and it led to an interesting conversation, where they told me I should have updated the internet on my relationship status.
(IN OTHER NEWS I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON BEING ABLE TO TOUCH MY TOES WITHOUT BENDING MY KNEES, RESULTS ARE SURPRISINGLY GOOD)
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Another Night Left Lying Wet on the Curb
Heh. That bastard sure gave me a run for my money. Leaving me bleeding outside the bar and walking away like he's some rat bastard supreme. Makes me sick. Could see it - smell it - on him the moment he walked in. Glad I got to pound his face in a couple of times. He won't be such a prissy pompous little pussy pretty boy when he gets home, that's for sure.
No Frank, I don't need you to help me up again. Even completely wasted I can handle this alone. Frank. Big tough muscle for the bar. No insecurities there, nope. It was only obvious how intimate he and I would become. My need for a drunken brawl, his job to keep customers in line. Doesn't make me not hate his guts. No fun goody boy wearing the mask of a big rough and tough motherfucker.
Those masks are the real problem. Pompous little penguin boy wears his as the important bastard probably runs a company 40 fuckin' figure salary highest of the ends when he's really some closeted coward who puts his tail between his legs when shit hits
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CasuallyGiraffe
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Artist | Student | Varied
United States
I am gnomish_holiday on Skype.
I like strange things and cute people;
cute things and strange people;
strange cutes and people-things.
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"And I'm in this mall, right? I live there or something and it's a big secret... Have I told you this story before? I always forget what I've told you.

"But so anyways, this place is really big, and I get around by laying flat on top of this skate board and pulling myself along the floor, cause that's the best way to avoid being caught. I think at one point I got chased by police men, and I set t
hem on fire and shouted non-sensical things which I understood to be racial epithets.

"What? Oh no, you weren't in that part. You were in the next one-- see, I round the corner from the charred police force, and I'm stuck in this little like culdesac of stores. Except, all the stores are all closed and sealed up, and in the center of the hallway, there you are, and you've got this cauldron over a fire, and all the women I've ever loved are lined up next to it, and you're doing this thing where you like have these really old scissors and you're cutting off all of the women's hair and putting it in the cauldron.

"That's uh. When you finally got all the other women bald, you crawl into the pot and start bathing in the soupy hair-water until it all starts sticking to you, and you're coated in this big, like human hair-ball.

"What? Oh, yeah. No, this is the part where you chase me and try to cut my fingers off. Huh? No, I scoot away on the skateboard and you can't get me. Yeah, that's then I wake up! See? I totally have told you this before. You knew how it ended."
  • Listening to: a fan
  • Watching: paint dry
  • Playing: The Binding of Isaac

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RooseKrautshire Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you so much for the :+fav: on my "Touch of Selina Kyle" picture! :)
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KwasiRa Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
yoo gut gud woords, vurry reedubble
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UltimateLazerbot Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012   Digital Artist
hey this is lazerbot but my account has been hacked i don't know if you knew that but add me on my new account please
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Soar9 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you for the +favorite!
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nintandoisawesome Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the fave :D
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Sammie-random Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
You are a friend of a friend. So have a llama :P
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CasuallyGiraffe Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Student General Artist
oh my
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Sammie-random Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:)
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restaurantstuck Featured By Owner May 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for following the comic
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AlbertCarpenter Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
thank you for the comments
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