hello

"And I'm in this mall, right? I live there or something and it's a big secret... Have I told you this story before? I always forget what I've told you.

"But so anyways, this place is really big, and I get around by laying flat on top of this skate board and pulling myself along the floor, cause that's the best way to avoid being caught. I think at one point I got chased by police men, and I set t
hem on fire and shouted non-sensical things which I understood to be racial epithets.

"What? Oh no, you weren't in that part. You were in the next one-- see, I round the corner from the charred police force, and I'm stuck in this little like culdesac of stores. Except, all the stores are all closed and sealed up, and in the center of the hallway, there you are, and you've got this cauldron over a fire, and all the women I've ever loved are lined up next to it, and you're doing this thing where you like have these really old scissors and you're cutting off all of the women's hair and putting it in the cauldron.

"That's uh. When you finally got all the other women bald, you crawl into the pot and start bathing in the soupy hair-water until it all starts sticking to you, and you're coated in this big, like human hair-ball.

"What? Oh, yeah. No, this is the part where you chase me and try to cut my fingers off. Huh? No, I scoot away on the skateboard and you can't get me. Yeah, that's then I wake up! See? I totally have told you this before. You knew how it ended."